Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Does Tiger Even Eat Fried Chicken?

Sergio Garcia remarked jokingly that he "will serve fried chicken" when Tiger Woods is in town.  Now, before we waste our hatred, let us focus.

No one likes Sergio Garcia anyway:
He takes too long to shoot.
He's anti-social.
He's Spanish.

So it is not like we actually need reasons to be down on this clown, but seriously, can we move on?  Maybe instead of being mad about the association between black people and fried chicken, we should be focused on the incidence of obesity in Spain v. the United States.  I do not think Sir Sergio was crackin' on the blacks (if you will), I think he was making fun of people in the Unites States in general.  Yep, he's an asshole.  But we are fat.

Oh, and this whole "Tiger is black" thing... Come on.  Yea, he is black.  But he is not only black.

His dad was black, Native and "possibly Chinese".  His mother is Thai, Chinese and Dutch.  Mix all that with my being from Memphis and this leaves Tiger nowhere near my level as an expert on fried chicken.

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